Don’t even bother tailgating

Today someone was tailgating me so close I didn’t realise they were there for the longest time. I’m not sure why they were tailgating. I don’t remember cutting anyone off, I was following the speed limit, what else could it be?

Maybe they were just in a real rush, but for whatever reason, if they were trying to get me to go faster, well, they will need to find a more effective way than tailgating someone who doesn’t even know they exist.